- The hell were you watching?
- History channel.
so have you guys seen those casting couch porn vids
because this one looked pretty interesting
nsfw gif under the cut
SPOTTED: Jude Law sporting sweatpants while running errands in London on Thursday, September 13.
- BOYD: WE'RE LEAVING
- DEREK: BUT I BOUGHT YOU LEATHER JACKETS
- ERICA: WE HEARD WOLVES IN THE WOODS AND FIGURED IT WOULD BE BETTER THAT THIS
- DEREK: BETRAYAL
- DEREK: SO MUCH BETRAYAL
- DEREK: I MADE YOU PANCAKES
- DEREK: AND TOOK YOU TO THE MALL
- DEREK: AND LET YOU DRIVE MY CAR
- DEREK: THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER
- DEREK: I DON'T SEE HOW IT CAN GET ANY WORSE
- PETER: HELLO NEPHEW
- DEREK: I SPOKE TOO SOON
i am so in love with tyler posey
- Stalking 101
- Glowering: A Lesson In Eyebrow Manipulation
- How To Convince Your Prey That You’re Not Actually Following Them: Using Psychology to Your Advantage
- Scaring the Shit Out of Partially Clad Teenagers: A Lesson in Sneak Tactics
- Watching People Sleep: A Stealth Training Course
- What to do When Your Stalk-e Spots You: A Crash Course in Urban Evasion Techniques
- Hubris: Practical Application for the Modern Day Creep
Stiles Stilinski for best friend ever
Fandom: Harry Potter
“He tried committing arson to cheer himself up, burning down the owlery, with Cho Chang inside, but sadly, Madame Pompfrey was able to repair both. Quirrell thought that it was probably for the best; being a minority was punishment enough without being a burn victim as well.”
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
As I promised to photoshop for Alex (albabutter): If Mark Ruffalo was Sriracha.
It’s good on everything!
But wait because Lian is the actual fucking best. Like holy fucking shitsnacks, this is why we can’t have nice things because we can’t handle their awesomeness when they are bestowed upon us. like.
THIS IS REAL
YOU DID THIS
AND YOU SET MY HEART AFLAME.
AND YOU USED MY TAG ON TOP OF IT.
YOU ARE A GODDESS.
If you don’t follow Lian you are failing at life.