ming85:

Still drawing waterbending to relax, and probably always will :)

"Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know."

Game of Thrones Sex Tip 40 

agameofsextips:

Realize your friend is a girl.  Develop crush.  Begin working out shirtless.  Then, instead of staying with her, tell her you’re going to join a group of weirdly religious, unwashed men.

lousverge:

Daughter / Human

Underneath this skin, there is a human
Buried deep within, there is a human
And despite everything, I’m still human…
But I think I’m dying here.

thebluthcompany:

Game of Thrones re-imagined as Arrested Development.

[via]

averyb182:

Found this on Vulture, it’s probably the best of the three they did.

downlookingup:

Dying
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.

—Sylvia Plath, “Lady Lazarus”

kylejthompson:

Cloth Wing Series by Kyle Thompson

I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade.

women of mad men + touching themselves up

agentbering:

a man livetweets hospital trip to get vibrator dislodged from his ass

merelyamadness:

I’ve worn a ring on the fourth finger
of my left hand
just to see how it would feel
for someone to love me
and some days I try on
a different life
to see how it would feel
to love myself.