Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros. Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it.
Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, the characters Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. played in The Avengers?
“No, what is that?” he asked.
And then the giggles began.
- “Yes! It’s me and Robert! Look at this! There’s thousands of them!” Ruffalo tried to contain himself. “It’s called the Science Bros. This is awesome. I’ve never heard of it. Why hasn’t anyone told me about that?”
- “So, are they all quasi-homoerotic?” he asked. “Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!”
- Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.”
- Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.”
Imagine fucking Mark Ruffalo. Afterwards, he tries to leave when he thinks you are asleep. You wake up because o f his movements. There is an awkward pause. He screams “SHAZAM” and throws a smoke bomb on the ground. The smoke is actually poisonous gas. You both choke to death.
Didn’t the director suggest you take sex lessons? How did that go?
First rule of magic: Always be the smartest guy in the room.
We’re warriors, this culture, and we’re very puritanical about sex and very embracing about violence and I don’t know why that is.